Diary of a Programmer 07

my cat used to look me in the eye while he took a shit in the litter box but not anymore because my ex-girlfriend settled down with him into the Disney romance she always wanted two car garage house and babies with a ring on her finger swiping up and down left and right just like me all the way in the EU every day there’s the potential for that gay feeling when likes come pouring in after she grams a scant photo from the beach like a juicy meal for the thirsty feed while I rustle up meat and potatoes shut off my phone dead on certain evenings not because I’m getting too much attention but because the alert says I’m over four hours on Reddit thus I’ve learned I have to disconnect whereas she she learned from an early age to selectively mute unwanted stares whistles notifications dms dick pics rolling in from about the age of thirteen and even though she is able to balance online offline now better than me it wasn’t ever really a choice was it