Diary of a Programmer 66: endless loading/spinner

every time I wake up in the morning I am an endless spinner that indicates loading until I have coffee and my eyes my eyes have been replaced by lazy loaded components as well so I limp into the bathroom with one foot also still in the loading state and my heart well that is an essential component so it is pre-loaded and bundled directly before the very first thought of the day and my dick is cached all throughout the night but anyway when I look in the mirror there is no face only the endless spinner to indicate loading and I slap my cheek to reboot my brain which only some of the time works to change the local state from loading to success which if I am really being honest about it usually doesn't work the first time which means I get a warning toast or even more seldom an error toast returned and then that bed really calls me back like a recall of parts as if I were an auto covered in skin