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fit it Fishing for Jobs Agent for the Worker what we code about when we code about love I Left My Heart On Auto-Accept Diary of a Programmer 82: How to Engineer a Relationship November Poem Diary of a Programmer 78: What Has Become of Writing or What Writing Has Become Don’t Flip Around. No Flipping.Diary of a Programmer 76: We’ll Be Right Back. No Flipping. Don’t Flip Around.Diary of a Programmer 72: Remember me, Claude?Diary of a Programmer 66: endless loading/spinner Diary of a Programmer 64: claude is only as smart as I am What We Talk About When We Talk About Computers Hole document The More I Get to Know You Diary of a Programmer 52: You Know What We Don’t Do? We Don’t Watch Each Other Use the Computer Because We Always Use the Computer Alone George Harrison Was My Father An Earthquake During Surgery Diary of a Programmer 50: My Second Head Diary of a Programmer 48: Mechanics are just Walking Around the City Willy Nilly Diary of a Programmer 46: Derailed By A Single Text Happy Poets, Sad Poems Gote With Sequence An Empty Bulmer’s Bottle Diary of a Programmer 44: The Make Everything a Little Bit Worse Machine Coffee at Jules Climbing the Golden Staircase to Individuation Pad See Ew Rice Noodles With the Body of a Gorilla Diary of a Programmer 39: How to Write a Poem with AI Swallows of the Sky Diary of a Programmer 29: lgtm Death of a Lily How To Tell If You Are Blind Diary of a Programmer 25: First One in the “Office”Eight Shrimps and Two Cañas for Dinner and I’m Dead I Saw You Two Days Ago So Why Should I Miss You?In the Heart of the Moon Wolf Trail Diary of a Programmer 21: Split Groups Diary of a Programmer 19: When All the Work is Done on Thursday in Pankow Diary of a Programmer 14– the UX of Highlighting Text in a Google Doc on Mobile Diary of a Programmer 13 - Trapped in an Airplane The Cockroaches of Darmstadt Under the Full Moon Diary of a Programmer 11 Learning to Be Human Lonely are the Bread Swipe Down to Close On Becoming a Computer Over a Lifetime (Diary of a Programmer 09)This Poem Was Written by AI There’s Always a Monk Inside of a Monkey I Can’t Get This Bloody Pickle Jar Open Maintenance Texts A Fence in the Middle of the Forest How Can You Not Like This?Matted Words Syndrome (MWS)All My Skills Come Online Transcendental Machine Marc Rebillet is Today’s Frank Zappa Where Are The Sparrows?Relationship Police You’re On the Cusp of Being a Very Unusual Person Canal Comfort in Chaos psycho All the Medieval Torture Depictions Love is the Placement of Attention Is It Time Yet There is a Feather Every Time I'm On A Plane Flying Somewhere All You Can Eat Buffet Versus Time The Hand of Picasso The Bagel Versus the Hole in the Universe Is It Time To Fight? Not Yet. Let’s Drink.Diary of a Programmer 08 Poem (Too Much City)Get On It, Comrades The Reconciler of Opposites or The Magician The Reddest Eye bam pow wham clunk splat zonk A Writing by the Ocean Songbird Turn Off Your Phone The Grand Vaccine of Poetry My Cousin and I Leading My Dead Grandfather Through a Park in Berlin (A Dream)I Spent So Many Years Writing Before the Sunrise The Dogs of Tenerife I Played Padel Today. With a Nazi. 🙄 At Least I Kicked His Ass?Moon Meditation 01 Love-Drug Vortex Bored With Life? Call Andy.The Smell of the Street Poem

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All You Can Eat Buffet Versus Time

February 20, 2025

even with the film starting in less than half an hour one slowly devoured smoked carcass beats a smorgasbord dumped too quickly into the black hole of a garbage truck mouth

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