This Poem Was Written by AI
here’s how you can tell–
I will tell you an idiom
only a conscious piece
would know:
two puffins sliding
down the sheer side
of an ice mountain
are better than one whale
on the beach of millions
of grains of sand.
and now for my next trick
I will insert Percival Everett
the whiz pop bubble fizz writer
into the bookshelf
of love.
not to mention it was written
on a bloody typewriter no less
and by the way
does that plant fall
faster than the whale?
that is the second time
I have mentioned whales
in this poem but only once
that I mentioned puffins
even though there were two
of them, anyways, to wrap it up,
ain’t no damn AI on Earth
gonna write this shit
of a poem with a cat
walk tide.